Scandal of the Year: Michelle Obama privately sponsors small-town content creator's blog- Enough money to pay for college tuition?

Ivy and Bean Working Women and the Wolf of Wallstreet Edition. 

Figure 1. Michelle Obama giving her congratulations to the Ivy and Bean Blog Foundation. 

The real question on the table, the dill pickle on the charcuterie board is this: Why would Michelle Obama, the inspirational, global role model that she is, sponsor a blog? Not a national blog, but this homey, quaint, yet-to-have-many-followers blog. How could something so seemingly insignificant to the greater public get recognition from someone so ground-breaking and remarkable? 

We have but one answer for you folks. The American Dream. Come to the United States. Work hard. Strike it big. That is the dream sold by the dozens, packaged like nicely wrapped presents with red bows, as symbols that prosperity can come to all of those who are willing to fight for it. Sacrifice everything for it. 

Did Michelle Obama sponsor this blog that you are reading here? The world may never know. But the truth is this: she saw something in us that no one else did. She saw the potential, saw the hidden story peaking between our words and sentences, little flicks of gold amongst the riverbank sand. 

What we can tell you is this: It was not enough to pay for college tuition. That is why Ivy and Bean must strike it rich beyond their blogging extravaganza and find other supplemental forms of occupation, locally. At the heart of it, it's a Cerritos Summer. Find us at Liberty Park, at the local cafes all along South street, find us making that money, dreaming, saving, hoping, for one day to become 

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