Addison Rae Told Me To Stay In My "Own Lane"

 Dear Reader, have you ever visited Sadie Lane? I know you haveeeeee. Just kidding, I don't know. You can look below and check for yourself.

Recently, Ivy, Bean, and the rest of one of our family's had a little dinner and game night. Just one (1) game. It was Bird Bingo. Similar to traditional bingo, except that the board is made up of different unique bird species. So glamorous, you exclaim 😍. Now, reader, I pose to you this question, would your ooh-ing and ahh-ing still be so appropriate if the birds were real?

Both Ivy and Bean are headed out of towne soon. 

Eagles are an example of a bird. And a football team. Ivy and Bean knew a teacher who was emotionally invested in the success of the Eagles. And, if my memory does not deceive me, word on the street also reported that this same individual had a blog of his own, where he wrote about his experiences as a modern man in the working world.

Would you rather be able to dance like Addison Rae or speak the language of Japanese beetles? For some the choice is clear. For others, things can be more ambiguous, and that's okay. 

Those images were meant as an offering to help you form your opinion. Hear now some others' thoughts on the matter.

"Japanese beetles, because I think that they're underappreciated and they're everywhere in the summertime, so you'd have a companion everywhere. You see someone you know, but then you just tell your beetle friend to fly by them, and they're gone." --Bean

"Japanese beetles because I could make some friends, and they could communicate with other animals. You never know, it could be very helpful." --Noot

"Addison Rae because I would never want to be associated with anything having to do with a Japanese beetle, period." --Ivy's mother

"I think it cool to speak to beetles and to understand how animals talk, and I think it would be better than dancing like Addison. Thank you." --Rei

"Beetles because I don't know who Addison Rae is and I'm already an amazing dancer." --Ivy's father